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Old 18-03-2006, 12:22 PM   #1
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Default tanda2 anda ketagihan TEKKEN

ini gw ambil dari TZ, funny shiet!

-You know you're playing too much Tekken when
you get interested in the story.

-someone tries to shake your hand and you
always reverse that sh!t

-instead of counting sheep; you count how many
EWGF's you can do in a row

-you start moving your head up and down trying to
wave dash to the local arcade faster instead of
running

-you think you are invulnerable when you cross
your arms together (Jin's b1+2) but then got
completely wasted by the local bully and start
wondering why your hands aren't glowing

-you ask for your paycheck to be paid in quarters.
(pang-gamit sa arcade...hehehe)

-you go to a zoo, thinking you can challenge a
brown grizzly bear like Kuma to a fight and beat
the cr*p out of him.

-you think some people look like tekken
characters.

-you have the urge to do Heihachi's d4 on people in
real life.

-you name your kids after Tekken characters

-after spending the whole day playing tekken at the
local arcade, you go home and "practice" tekken
on your ps2...


-You've wasted an entire bottle of mousse trying to
make your hair stand up like Paul's.

-You've ever watched a Bruce Lee/Jackie Chan
movie and said "Hey, that guy looks like Law/Lei!"

-You find yourself more uneasy around old men
and metrosexuals than around typical gangstas.

-You currently own the Tekken movie.

-You tried to find a place that sells those chaps
with built-in belts that Hwoarang wears.

-your gf for example, you asked her how her day
was and she goes, "you know that steve combo
you were teaching me yesterday? i discovered
something better!!!"

-You scream "Dorya!" as you swing in any sport

-You kick school girls on the shin because you
think they'll go into phoenix. (xiaoyu's stance...)

-You tell someone to stop by saying "Fuleeeze!"

-You go to the customization screen in the home
version of Tekken 5 to see Anna's b**bs jiggle.

-You get into a fight, try to do Kuma's Fart of
Doom, and kill your social life.

-you're children are twins named Anna and Nina...
and they're boys...
but you play tekken way too much that you don't
care...(that would be sad for the kids....
but i think your wife will slap you and that won't
happen....)

-u start doing the moves of ur fav character.....but
ends up in the hospital when u tried Kazuya or
Devil Jin's spinning kick of doom, cuz u twisted ur
hip

-whenever your twin sons (Anna and Nina) get
teased by other kids at school for having girly
names, they say "my dad can EWGF your dad!!"

-you impale yourself and spin madly
-you start wearing purple pimp suits
-you start riding your bike off of very tall buildings

*yg bold gw lakuin
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Old 18-03-2006, 01:14 PM   #2
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You are in Mangga Dua Square and you meet a man cosplaying as white bear. And you say "It's Kuma..." in your heart.
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Old 18-03-2006, 04:13 PM   #3
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Waks, berarti aku udah kecanduan jg nich coz beberapa ada yg mengena wekekeke
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Old 19-03-2006, 12:34 AM   #4
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when someone tries to hug you, duck and do a ws move!
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Old 19-03-2006, 01:35 AM   #5
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you try to juggle real people when you fight.
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Old 19-03-2006, 07:10 AM   #6
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ada yg lebih lucu lagi tapi belon di post si freaking witch...

u prefer wave dash than running
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Old 19-03-2006, 10:28 AM   #7
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- you use Paul's d+1 to smash your breakfast egg.
- you try to do EWGF by electrifying yourself.
- you're so mad about how you try to do Law's sommersaults but end up doing Paul's.
- you have the thought to tie your school rivals onto a rocket and launch them to space.
- you think of training your future kid by throwing him into chasm.
- you try to sneak into school's biology lab and steal some data, hoping that someday a beautiful Indian girl ask you to help her revive the forest.
- you use the character's winning poses when you're happy.
- you bring a fresh salmon along when you were going for interview in a big company, expecting that the boss could be a bear.
- you go to a decent public swimming pool and suddenly shout "Dude! It's the poolside!!"
- you try to immitate Steve's stance and moves when playing punch games in local arcades.

@LuCied: udah ada kok..
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-you start moving your head up and down trying to
wave dash to the local arcade faster instead of
running

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Old 19-03-2006, 02:19 PM   #8
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Ini gue quote lagi dari postingan lu orang. Ini semua yang pernah gue lakuin, dan mungkin beberapa bisa gue lakuin nanti:
  • You know you're playing too much Tekken when you get interested in the story.
  • You think some people look like Tekken characters.
    Comment: That Asuka look a like yang suka pake Asuka kalo maen di 21. Gosh, she's gorgeous! (>.<)
  • You name your kids after Tekken characters.
    Comment: Ini mungkin bisa gue lakuin di masa mendatang. Orang nama Violet udah ada di benak gue. D;
  • After spending the whole day playing Tekken at the local arcade, you go home and "practice" Tekken on your PS2.
  • You've ever watched a Bruce Lee/Jackie Chan movie and said "Hey, that guy looks like Law/Lei!"
  • You currently own the Tekken movie.
    Comment: Yang anime butut doank, seh. Yang versi Hollywood kan belom nongol.
  • You go to the customization screen in the home version of Tekken 5 to see Anna's b00bs jiggle.
  • You start doing the moves of your favorite characters, but ends up in the hospital when you tried Kazuya or Devil Jin's spinning kick of doom, cuz you twisted your hip.
    Comment: Gak sampe masuk rumah sakit, seh. Lagian kaya jurus-jurusnya Kazuya atau Devil Jin gitu udah jelas impossible. Paling yang gue suka lakuin jurus-jurusnya Baek sama Hwoarang.
  • You are in Mangga Dua Square and you meet a man cosplaying as white bear. And you say "It's Kuma..." in your heart.
  • You use the character's winning poses when you're happy.
    Comment: Gue pernah pake winning pose-nya Baek, waktu dulu di kampus suruh presentasi. D;
  • You go to a decent public swimming pool and suddenly shout "Dude! It's the poolside!"
  • You try to immitate Steve's stance and moves when playing punch games in local arcades.
    Comment: Udeh pernah, neh. Dulu waktu di 21 pernah ada game motion capture yang boxing itu, lupa namanye. Jaman Tekken 4 dulu.
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Old 20-03-2006, 10:35 AM   #9
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ROFLCOPTER!!!

These jokes own my day!!!
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Old 20-03-2006, 01:16 PM   #10
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-lu ke Gading hanya untuk maen tekken, padahal rumah lu deket banget sama TA
-lu beli sony psp sekarang, karena tekken udah mo keluar, dan lu pengen banget maen tekken sambil tiduran dan saat di wc.
-kalo lagi pergi cari baju , pasti sempetin ke bagian suit, cari the purple pimp suit! tapi kok selalu kaga ada
-besok kalo beristri, gw buatin bajunya 4k asuka, dan... hihihi
-lu kurang kerjaan posting thread yg lu ambil dari TZ ke indotekken ekkekekek

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